Tuesday, June 2, 2009

With a little garlic please


With just a little history lesson, we know that the Germans had a great affinity for things French. And that's my girl, my German with the beard and the innocent face.

Who has taken a liking to a little snail-crunch for breakfast. She nips them off the retainer wall, off the fountain edge, off the brick walkway.

And the sound of the grit in her giant schnauzer-size chompers gives H-Mom the shudders.

It's bad enough to inadvertantly step on them, after a rain, but to actually hear their death-by-canines is blood curdling.

H-Mom is so grossed out. And a bit concerned, seeing as they are uncooked and au natural. Salmonella? Worms? Pesticides? They just can't be good.

So now H-Mom and Madison are both watching for the snails, with different agendas: Madison is quite a sneak at the smorgasbord.

6 comments:

Maggie and Mitch said...

Mitch is drooling, Madison! He would love to join you for a snailfest!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

KEY WEST COLLIES said...

Escargo, who would have thought Madison was so continental.

Essex & Deacon

Joey said...

Hi Madison! We love to eat the snails that climb on the walls after it rains. They're quite tasty!

See ya!
Joey and Zeke

bagel said...

hilarious! haha and no worries I cause the exact same shudders to my owner everytime i munch on these absolute delicious snacks! what can we say, we've got exquisite taste!

Tom, Tama-Chan and Sei-Chan said...

That's very interesting, Madison! There are plenty of "thems" around here and i must say t has never occurred to me to try one. Should I? Shouldn't I? Decisions, decisions...

Woofs,
Tommy

Allison (Dog Mom) said...

eew!! We much prefer la poop de goose.

Wuv,
Gus and Waldo


musings on a giant schnauzer in a little MEDIUM LARGE package