Come play - PINK ROCKS!
Muscovies are protected by Florida Statute 828.12 regarding animal cruelty, which is incentive to keep your dog from haranging the local population, even if she considers it in her job description as gallery-pup. And to drive carefully down the alley; duck pate is best left to the restaurant next door, not your tires.
Stay behind the yellow line. Can't you guys retain anything?
These ducks are prolific, and local populations, if uncontrolled, can increase dramatically in a short time. As a result, controversies frequently arise between residents who enjoy the birds and residents who consider them a nuisance.
There is an occasional space of time where there is a conspicuous absence of ducks in the few blocks by the gallery.
The shop owners suspect that the property management people are engaging the services of a "duck-eradication team." Horror stories abound of ducks brutally dispatched at 4 am.
Madison doesn't mind the ducks, as long as they stay in the parking lot, and keep the gallery doorway clear.
If they deposit a few slick trails she can swipe at before H-Mom sees, all the better.
It's a very simple relationship.